Sounding smart when drunk.....

Reproduced from the internets.

Things that are difficult to say when drunk

• Indubitably
• Innovative
• Preliminary
• Proliferation
• Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when drunk

• Specificity
• British Constitution
• Passive-aggresive disorder
• Loquacious
• Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk

• Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
• Nope, no more booze for me
• Sorry, but you're not really my type
• Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out?
• Oh, I just couldn't. Nobody wants to hear me sing
• Sorry, I'm being such a jackass